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超级短的英文笑话大全

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超级短的英文笑话大全

  超级短的笑话篇一

  Wife:you see. According to the statistics on the paper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.

  妻子:你看这张报纸,据统计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。

  Husband: lt's okay. To my investigation,all these people eat meals.

  丈夫:那有什么?据我调查,死于肝癌的人100%都吃饭的。

  超级短的英文笑话篇二

  One day,Eve asked Adam,"Do you really love me?

  一天,夏娃问亚当:“你当真爱我吗?”

  Adam said helplessly, "Do I have any other choice?"

  亚当无可奈何地回答:“我还有别的选择吗?

  超级短的英文笑话篇三

  A:What would you do if you find your husband date with another woman?

  A:如果你发现你丈夫与别的女人约会你会怎么做?

  B:lill open one eye and close one eye.

  B:我会睁一只眼,闭一只眼。

  A:How kind you are!

  A:你太善良了!

  B:No,I'II shoot him!

  B:不,我要射死他

  超级短的英文笑话篇四

  Wife talking to her husband ( who reads the newspaper all day):"1 wish l were a newspaper so 1 would be in your hands all day.”

  妻子对整天坐在那里看报纸的丈夫说:¨我希望我就是报纸,这样你就可以整天把我捧在手上了。”

  Husband: "1 wish that too,so I could change you daily."

  丈夫说:¨我也希望你是报纸,那样的话我可以天天换新的。"

  超级短的英文笑话篇五

  why is he howling

  他为什么喊

  dentist: please stop howting.i haven't even touchsd your tooth yet.

  牙医:请你不要再喊了!我还没碰你的牙呢。

  patient: i know,but you are standing on my foot!

  病人:我知道,可是你正踩着我的脚呀!

  超级短的英文笑话篇六

  Camera

  照相机

  On our way to a wedding in Vermont, my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and, hoping to purchase a cheap,disposable model. Sal asked the owner, ¨Do you have any of those throwaway cameras?

  在前往威蒙特参加一个婚礼的路上,我和丈夫意识到我们忘了带照相机。我们在一家百货商店门前停了下来,希望能够买到一种便宜的,一次性照相机。萨尔问店主:“你们有那种用了就扔的照相机吗?”

  "Look,fella," replied the owner, "I don't care what you do with it after you buy it."

  “我说,小伙子,”店主回答说,”我可不管你买了之后怎么处理它。”

  超级短的英文笑话篇七

  millionaire

  百万富翁

  ceo: "my wife made a millionaire out of me."

  ceo:我妻子使我成为百万富翁。

  assistant: "what were you before?“

  助手:以前你是什么?

  ceo:”a multimillionaire.“

  ceo:千万宣翁。

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