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简短幽默英文笑话大全爆笑

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  Bull Wrestler

  A bull wrestler was visiting his friend in a small town, and one night they stayed a little too long at the pub. Not wanting to drive, they decided to walk home. As they were crossing a farmer's field, a bull charged them. The wrestler grabbed the bull by the horns, and they went down in a snarling heap. Finally the bull jumped up and ran away. "Wow," said the friend, "that was quite a tussle. "

  "Yeah," the wrestler replied, "and if I hadn't had that last drink, I would have gotten that guy off his bicycle.擾

  Notes:

  (1) bull wrestler斗牛士,也作bullfighter.

  (2) charge v.袭击

  (3) grab v.抓,握

  (4) snarl v.缠结,纠结

  (5) heap n.堆

  (6) tussle n.扭打,扭斗

  Exercises:

  根据短文填空:

  ① A bull wrestler was visiting his friend _____a small town.

  ② One night they stayed a little too long _____ the pub.

  ③ _____ wanting to drive, they decided to walk home.

  ④ As they were crossing a farmer's field, a bull _____them.

  ⑤ The wrestler grabbed the bull _____the horns.

  ⑥ They _____in a snarling heap

  ⑦ That was _____I a tussle.

  ⑧ If I _____ had that last drink. I would have gotten that guy his bicycle.

  斗牛士

  一个斗牛士在一个小镇拜访他的朋友。一天夜里他们在酒馆里呆的时间稍长了一点。他们不想搭车,就决定步行回家。他们在穿过一片农田时,一头牛向他们冲过来。斗牛士抓住了牛的两只角,他们扭打在一起。最后牛跳起来跑走了。

  “哇,”他朋友说,“好一场搏斗哇。”

  “哦,”斗牛士回答说,“要不是我多喝了一杯,我非把那家伙从自行车上拽下来不可。”

  练习参考答案:

  ① in ② at ③ Not ④ charged ⑤ by ⑥ went down ⑦ quite ⑧ hadn't

  简短幽默英文笑话大全爆笑阅读

  Dis-Comcerting

  I had been trying to get my friend Mike-a rock' n roll fan-interested in classical music. When I offered to purchase tickets to a Mozart festival, he willingly agreed to accompany me and seemed to enjoy the symphony.

  After the concert, I mentioned how Mozart's music moved me. "At times, I can almost hear his voice in his music and I feel as though he's talking to me," I said.

  Mike nodded his head in solemn agreement. "Yes," he said. "I know what you mean."

  Feeling very pleased that I had made a "convert", I asked what he felt the music was saying to him.

  He replied, "it said 'go to sleep, Michael. Go to sleep.

  Notes:

  (1) disconcert v.使窘困,使狼狈

  (2) a rock'n roll fan摇滚迷

  (3) offer to (do)主动提出(做)

  (4) purchase v.购买

  (5) Mozart 莫扎特(奥地利著名作曲家)

  (6) accompany v.陪伴,伴随

  (7) symphony n.交响乐

  (8) solemn adj.庄严的,严肃的

  (9) convert n.归顺某宗教者(本文指转变兴趣的人)

  Exercises:

  根据短文选择正确答案:

  ① What was Mike's interest?

  A. classic music

  B. folk songs

  C. rock' n roll

  D. pop music

  ② What were the tickets for?

  A. a moving film about Mozart

  B. a concert given by Mozart

  C. a Mozart festival

  D. a rock' n roll concert

  ③ Why did Mike agree to accompany the author?

  A. Because the author urged him again and again.

  B. Because the author ordered him to do so .

  C. Because Mike really enjoyed classical music.

  D. Because Mike wanted to show politeness since they were friends.

  ④ How did the author feel about the symphony?

  A. The author was disappointed.

  B. The author was very happy.

  C. The author was excited.

  D. The author was moved.

  ⑤ How did Mike think of the symphony?

  A. exciting

  B. moving

  C. tiring

  D. nice

  尴尬

  我一直设法让我朋友迈克----一个摇滚迷------对古典音乐感兴趣。我主动提出购买两张莫扎特纪念节的票,他很愿意伴随我,而且似乎喜爱上了交响乐。

  音乐会后,我捉到莫扎特的音乐如何感动了我。“有些时候,我几乎可以听到他在音乐中的声音,感觉到好像他在对我倾诉,”我说。

  迈克严肃地点点头表示赞成。“是的,”他说,“我懂你的意思。”

  我为已使他转变了兴趣而非常得意,我问他是如何感受那音乐的。

  他回答说:“交响乐对我说:‘睡吧,迈克,睡吧。’”

  练习参考答案:

  ①C②C③D④D⑤C

  简短幽默英文笑话大全爆笑学习

  A Talk on the Phone

  I teach computer courses, and my students often call me at home with questions. One morning I was on the phone, explaining in computer language the solution to a problem, while a repairman was fixing my refrigerator. After an endless stream of "C colon, back- slash, greater than, cd, backslash, DOS, 0 colon" and so on, I hung up and found the repairman staring at me. "Lady," he asked, are you a spy?"

  Notes:

  (1) computer language 计算机语言

  (2) refrigerator n. 冰箱

  (3) backslash n. 回车

  (4) greater than大于号

  (5) DOS 计算机语言中的DOS处理

  Exercises:

  根据短文回答下列问题:

  ① What does the teacher teach?

  ② With what do students call her at home?

  ③ Who was in the teacher's house when she was on the phone?

  ④ Was it a long talk?

  ⑤ Why did the repairman think she was a spy?

  电话交谈

  我教计算机课程,我的学生经常打电话到我家问我问题。一天早晨,我在电话里用计算机语言解释一个问题的答案,当时一个维修工正在给我修电冰箱。经过一连串的“C冒号,回车,大于号,CD,回车,DOS,C冒号”等等,我挂上电话发现那位维修工在盯着我。“女士,”他问,“你是个间谍吗?”

  练习参考答案:

  ① She teaches computer courses.

  ② Questions.

  ③ A repairman.

  ④ Yes, it was.

  ⑤ Because the repairman didn't understand computer language.

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